make up pet peeves

The make up faux pas' that I see WAY too often that drive me crazy...

1. Sperm eyebrows
what are sperm eyebrows you ask? when girls overpluck their brows
and leave a nub at the front and confuse this for an arch. UGH.

2. Concealer lips
for the love of god, please just invest in a nude lipstick/gloss!

3. Misplaced blush/streaky blush
take the time to find your cheekbones! and don't just stamp
your blush brush on your face and call it a day, blend blend BLEND!

4. Spider lashes
holy batman are 8000 lashings of mascara necessary?
if you're going to slap the stuff on at least layer it while wet

5. Orange foundation
do i even need to explain?

...that is all.

I'm not saying I wasn't ever guilty of at least one of these crimes at some point...but thankfully I've seen the light!